THE ONLY HATS YOU'LL EVER NEED.
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AS PER MY LAST EMAIL
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AT LEAST I'M SAFE INSIDE MY MIND
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CAME AT A GOOD TIME
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CAN'T BE HUNGOVER
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CURRENTLY ON A BENDER
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DID SOMEONE SAY AFTERS
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FATHER FIGURE
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HOUSTON I AM THE PROBLEM
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I ACTUALLY WAS BORN YESTERDAY
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I LOOKED LIKE A FOOL LAST NIGHT
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I PUT THE SEXY IN DYSLEXIA
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Let customers speak for us
from 12 reviewsAT LEAST I'M SAFE INSIDE MY MIND
Wearing this almost every day
I wear this in every meeting so my coworkers can see it :)
Honestly amazing quality and quick shipping!
perfect meme for my new favorite hat
no way somebody put this on a hat lmao i love it
LOL I am always quoting Shrek so this was perfect
bogo 50% off was pretty clutch. these hats are too funny
i love wearing these out fr, everybody always saying my hat is gas
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My hat is the best conversation starter. People are always asking me where I got it!
Definitely buying more because now I'm that guy with the best hats at every event lol
FAQ
What size are your hats?
Our hats are OSFM (One Size Fits Most) and have an adjustable snap closure. Our hats fit MOST heads (YES, even the awkward shaped ones), and sit very comfortably.
What happens if the hat doesn't fit? Can I return it?
We offer a 30 DAY MONEY BACK GUARANTEE and EASY RETURNS. If your hat does not fit, or you simply don't like the hat for any reason, contact us through our contact form, and we will send you a label to return the hat!
How do I get 50% off?
We have a deal where you buy one hat, and you get the second hat 50% OFF. Always. Simply add BOTH hats to your cart, and the discount will be AUTOMATICALLY APPLIED AT CHECKOUT. No discount code needed!
How can I contact customer support?
For any concerns, please contact us via our contact form or email us at info@twostonesonebird.shop
Where are you located?
We are based in Los Angeles, CA.
TWO STONES ONE BIRD
It's exactly what it means. Or doesn't mean. It's simply just hilarious, and we love to throw that kind of humor on our awesome trucker hats.
You get it.
Our hats are meant to go with any outfit, regardless of your style. You'll be sure to find the perfect hat with the perfect saying paired for your personality. And if you can't find one for yourself and maybe have an idea you'd like on a hat, feel free to contact us.
We'll try to make that dream a reality.
Trust us, these are the only hats you'll ever need.